In some deep shit

Yes it’s my face

No one cares 🤷

gaypeopletwitter:

(via iamquitegay)

Well she said 20 minutes away was a gift from the gods, but it didn’t make anything better on my side what do I do?? Just pretend I’m fine?

That’s probably it, Imma do it

pythagoreanquadruple:

omg you can practically hear rosie screaming

ENFIA NO CU FILHA DA PUTA

supercorpslut:

*phone rings*

Assassin: I can see you

Lena: Ohmygod

Assassin:

Lena:

Lena: Do I look good?

(via allyggwp)

wayhaughtisdaddy:

sheriffdaddyhaught:

girlsarehot:

I crave the kind of girl who will pull me into the bathroom for two minutes just to sexually frustrate me then walk back out to our cute ass dinner date like nothing ever happened

@wayhaughtisdaddy

100% favourite thing to do tbh 😉